(New Software) What if u upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. 

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 ,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,

'A Troubled User '

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User: 
This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! 

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.! It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application ' Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. 

Wife 1.! 0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performanceof Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Newclothes 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSki rt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support....

Prison VS Working Place

 

		IN PRISON				AT WORK
		you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .				you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
	IN PRISON				AT WORK
	you get three meals a day (free).				you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	you get time off for good behavior.		you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..		you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

 

	IN PRISON		AT WORK
	you can watch TV and play games.		you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

IN PRISON they allow your family and     friends to visit.

AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON

AT WORK

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for......... Kill your Manager

                                                    That my "PRISON CELL"

恋爱的感觉

爱的感觉，总是在一开始觉得很甜蜜，
总觉得多一个人陪、多一个人帮你分担，
你终於不再孤单了，至少有一个人想著你、恋著你，
不论做什么事情，
只要能一起，就是好的，
但是慢慢的，随著彼此的认识愈深，
你开始发现了对方的缺点，
於是问题一个接著一个发生，
你开始烦、累，甚至想要逃避，
有人说爱情就像在捡石头，
总想捡到一个适合自己的，
但是你又如何知道什么时候能够捡到呢？只要你有心、有勇气，
与其到处去捡未知的石头，
还不如好好的将自己已经拥有的石头磨亮磨，你开始磨了吗？

有一对情侣，相约下班後去用餐、逛街，可是女孩因为公司会议而延误了， 当她冒著雨赶到的时候已经迟到了30多分钟， 他的男朋友很不高兴的说：
你每次都这样，现在我甚么心情也没了， 我以後再也不会等你了！ 刹那间，女孩终於决堤崩溃了， 她心里在想：或许，他们再也没有未来了
*同样的在同一个地点，另一对情侣也面临同样的处境； 女孩赶到的时候也迟到了半个钟头，他的男朋友说：我想你一定忙坏了吧！
接著他为女孩拭去脸上的雨水，并且脱去外套盖在女孩身上， 此刻，女孩流泪了, 但是流过她脸颊的泪却是温馨的。
你体会到了吗？
*其实爱、恨往往只是在我们的一念之间！
爱不仅要懂得宽容更要及时， 很多事可能只是在於你心境的转变罢了！

*当你爱一个人的时候，爱到八分绝对刚刚好。
所有的期待和希望都只有七八分；剩下两三分用来爱自己。
如果你还继续爱得更多，很可能会给对方沉重的压力，让彼此喘不过气来， 完全丧失了爱情的乐趣。
*所以请记住，
喝酒不要超过六分醉，
吃饭不要超过七分饱，
爱一个人不要超过八分

爱一个人，要了解，也要开解；
要道歉，也要道谢；
要认错，也要改错；
要体贴，也要体谅；
是接受，而不是忍受；
是宽容，而不是纵容；
是支持，而不是支配；
是慰问，而不是质问；
是倾诉，而不是控诉；
是难忘，而不是遗忘；
是彼此交流，而不是凡事交代；
是为对方默默祈求，
而不是向对方诸多要求；
可以浪漫，但不要浪费；
可以随时牵手，但不要随便分手。

恋爱才不会变淡的

my long weekend.

last friday, i really looking forward for this weekend. long weekend for us. so sweet of dear cum and pick me up afr work. afr picking me up, went kent ridge park for a stroll...

dun feel like having dinner, but dear insist me to at least have a bite. went to west coast had mac for my dinner, i love the milkshake.

sat, went over to dear hse in the afrnoon to wake him up.. promise to bring me out to buy our new helmet de. weather real hot today, so decide not to ride today. meet up with batok n jimmy to go together.

finally found our helmet afr we visit the 2nd place. actually i kind of like the pearl white colour full face, but i feel kind of weird if i buy the white one, n dear got the black one.. so decide to follow dear decision, go with the black one..

afr buying this bike is like adding lot more expenses to dear, e 2 full face n e rain coat cost dear 400+. hope we nv make e wrong move by buyin this bike. other den the bike expenses now, guess i need to cut down other expenses to save up le.

afr getting the stuffs, head back to dear hse. went out dinner with dear's family, e pre-celebration of his uncle bday.. head to the soup restaurant at liang seah street.. e food is superb. afr dinner went for dessert somemore, luckily we leave fast enough, if not dear will get is ticket for expired coupon.

afr sending dear's relatives home, park his car at hm n change to bike, head to katong and mit up with the rest. afr their billard, went to batok hse for mahjong..

sun, nothin to do, no where to go. so stay at hm n watch dvd with dear for the whole day during evening time went coffee n dinner with jaryl. at nite when dear need to leave and mit up with the rest for their games, bark him to bring me out for a spin..and there goes my sun.

mon, boring day... wake up n quarrel with mum... den mus wait for my piggy to wake up n cum fetch me. raining heavily, head to IMM, e carpark so big yet we cant find any parkin lot, giv up.. decide not to go walk walk liao. went to buy dinner at 85 and head back hm to watch DVD again..

that my long weekend.

Dizzy Spell

Back to work today, yesterday got a MC..

While waiting for bus heading to interchange, suddenly the dizzy spell hit me.

squart down awhile as the seat in the bus stop are full, feelin terrible. try to make my way home.. vision turn blank. sit awhile at the stair before i got into e lift.

open the door e lay flat on my bed trying to catch my breath.. mum was scared by my pale face. rest awhile and make my way to the clinic.

doc advice me to go for another blood test as a healthy person shouldn't always faint like i do, n my last blood test was taken at least 5yrs ago.

guess e doc worry too much le bah, mayb im jus not having enough slp causing e black-out.

eariler den expected

eariler den expected, our "baby" arrive.

collected our Fazer yesterday evening. the power is unexpectedly great, comfortable and silent..

since the day that we confirm that we are buying the Fazer, i dun see any excitement on his face, i saw more worry den happy, but now,  finally saw the smile on dear face after he ride on it.

so happy that he like the bike, shall post the photo of our new Fazer soon.

SOoooo.....Looking Forward

So looking forward for tomorrow, time to welcome our new "Baby" Fazer.

                                                    Our will be in Red

After such a long search for Fazer, met lot of crazy people who want to sell their at a sky high price. Finally, we found a real good grap, Fazer generation 1, 05 model.

Can't wait for tomorrow to pick it up, i seem to be much more excited den dear.

Hope dear like this 24th birthday present.

HaPpY bIrThDaY mY dEaReSt HuBbY

Firstly, let me wish my beloved hubby a very happy birthday.

Happy 24th Birthday my Hubby, I love you!!!

well, having a hard time to find to find tis cake. nowaday u can hardly find the "sweet secret" cake shop. so order tis cake online, go all e way to their factory to pick it up, as that is e onli place i can pick it up at the east side.

did not really do much for dear birthday tis year as all my plan didnt really turn out smooth. actually plan to go for a short hoilday on dear birthday, but he was so tie dwon by his wk, wanna to find a Fazer for him, but it dun turn out smooth too. so i jus bought dear for a dinner at marine square "Seoul Garden". feel so bloated afr our meal, den head back to dear hm as he need to rush his assignment.

afr he completed his assignment, went to party world for our K session.

wake up super late today, did nothing much on dear's birthday itself. jus simply cut e cake n ask dear to go out enjoy his day wif his fren.

 

hope dear like e little present i do for him, as i really put in alot of time n effort to do it.. Love you, dear.

HaPpY bIrThDaY aNdY!!!

HaPpY bIrThDaY aNdY!!! 

best wishes!!

Thanks Girls

wanna go bugis to do some shopping myself since i dun hav anything to do afr wk. so sweet of Eve n Mavis cancel their plan and accom to shop.

went Ajisan for their volcano raman as Mavis was really down this few day, she is craving for something SPICY....

after dinner head to bugis street... it real warm in there, kind of disappointed that i got no grap yest. shall try my luck there again other day.

craving for something ice cold afr shopping, went to TCC for a drink. full of crap n nonsense as usual, hopefully mavis feel better afr that. made a paper rose to cheer her up too

thanks girl for accompany me too not letting me b alone too. if not if i'm alone, guess i'll still be sad and thinking abt my lost ring.. Love you girls!!

scattle brain ---> ME

i hate myself for being so careless and adsent-minded.

i lost my ring, i cant recall where is it. i feel so bad, feel so sad...really wanna cry out le.

told dear i lost my ring. he never get angry with me, never expect he even cheer me up ask me not to be sad saying that we can always buy a new pair as long as i with him, it jus a ring.

i'm so touch by his word. thanks dear for being understanding, thanks for accepting my scattle brain and carelessness.